Ten Things Guys Never Say
1) I can’t get enough of women’s sports Why would I watch something I can do 10 times better even at the professional level 2.) This condom feels amazing At…read more →
Brazilian Firefighters to the Rescue
Like most Americans, I do not understand a word of Portuguese and can't really make…read more →
Brazilian Firefighters to the…
FAVORITES
Top 5 Male Fantasies
I figured I would get one more in before I go off the grid for…read more →
Top 5 Male Fantasies
FEATURED
I Wish I had Gotten Tickets to Tonight’s Ottawa Game
I still have never gone to an NHL game where their has been a solid,…read more →
I Wish I had…
SPORTS
Fjord Explorer
Now that we've gone a week without being hacked I think it's safe to post…read more →
Fjord Explorer
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Sound Remedy Old Man Remix
As many of you Larrys out there know, Sound Remedy came and preformed this year…read more →
Sound Remedy Old Man…
MUSIC
Breaking News: Jets Trade Revis to the Bucs… Fuck!
The New York Jets have traded star cornerback Darrelle Revis to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for the 13th overall pick in…read more →
Breaking News: Jets Trade…
AIRSTRIKE BLOG
Why come to the Flotauk game?
This is exactly why all you guys have to come to the Flotauk game…read more →
Why come to the…
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Olivia Munn Has Become a Flotauk Favorite
Here is a list of interesting facts that I took away from Olivia Munn’s interview with Esquire: She rides motorcycles and owns two. She was fine going topless in magic…read more →
Brazilian Firefighters to the Rescue
Like most Americans, I do not understand a word of Portuguese and can’t really make out what’s going on in this video. Given the events that take place in this…read more →
Top 5 Male Fantasies
I figured I would get one more in before I go off the grid for a while. So here is my list of what is in my mind the best…read more →
I Wish I had Gotten Tickets to Tonight’s Ottawa Game
I still have never gone to an NHL game where their has been a solid, gloves down, helmets off fight. I don’t know if it’s bad luck or what, but…read more →
Kids Lights Firecracker in Mound of Cow Shit, Hilarity Ensues
Have you ever been playing with fireworks and made some questionable decisions? I certainly have; however, I can proudly say I do not think I’d ever make this mistake. Right now its…read more →
Weighing the Pros & Cons of a Socialistic Utopia
You guys probably thought by the title that Flotauk was going to give you your first educational post. Well guess what? I fucking tricked you. I can’t wait until some…read more →
Fjord Explorer
Now that we’ve gone a week without being hacked I think it’s safe to post again. Fjord Explorer, with the main man Connor Hickey, is probably one of the best…read more →
Sound Remedy Old Man Remix
As many of you Larrys out there know, Sound Remedy came and preformed this year for springfest and sweated all of us hard. Overall it was a awesome performance, although it…read more →
Breaking News: Jets Trade Revis to the Bucs… Fuck!
The New York Jets have traded star cornerback Darrelle Revis to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for the 13th overall pick in Thursday night’s draft and a conditional selection next year. The Buccaneers announced the deal on…read more →
