Would be doing this.
And yes, I saw this on barstool.
Anyone with half a brain should know that dressing up as a zombie in this day and age is probably more dangerous than walking through compton in the 90s. Seriously. I’m not even trying to be funny. You know how people are waiting for that day to come? I know for a fact that if Bender and I were talking down the street and this guy came towards us, the last thing we would do is run. That would be our fucking dream come true. We would both just grab the nearest possible weapon, and fucking go to town on that guy, if he starts yelling stop, than he’s a fucking talking zombie, still gotta die. Fucking hipsters.