Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2013 – NSFW


mr.skinThe end of the calendar year is one of our favorite times here a flotauk. Why you may ask? Because it is that time when all of the top moments of the year get published to the Internet and we get to reblog them. Without further ado, we present to you Mr. Skin’s top 10 nude scenes of 2013.

If you are one of those men out there who enjoys looking at naked women, then embrace yourselves, this is a list that you will surely enjoy.

 

girls

#10 Shiri Appleby – Girls

What Mr. Skin Says: “Shiri Appleby got her big break as a teen in love with an alien on the WB hit Roswell. But it was more like rod-swell on the HBO series Girls, where she bared her UForbs for the first time and let her co-star blast them with baby gravy. She’s sure to warm up your pocket rocket!”

Watch Scene

#9 Lady Gaga – The Abramovic Method

What Mr. Skin Says: “Avant-garde pop tart Lady Gaga is all about the MTV T&A, but she hit an all time high note with the debut of her completely shaved full frontal in The Abramovic Method. Released as a promo for performance artist Marina Abramovic’s new age healing center, it finally allowed skin fans to release some googoo!”

sweetwater#8 January Jones – Sweetwater

What Mr. Skin says: “January thrills and chills as ice queen Betty Draper on Mad Men, but this year she unveiled her Mad MAMs for the first time in Sweetwater. Her dong-awaited nude debut had her un-Drapering her sterling betties and squeezing off a few topless rounds in a swamp. You’ll be firing off a few rounds of your own!”

Watch Scene

 

orange

#7 Laura Prepon, Taylor Schilling – Orange is the New Black

What Mr. Skin Says: “The very first episode of this Netflix original set in a women’s prison had That 70’s Show star Laura Prepon going topless to lock lips with nudecomer Taylor Schilling. Those two will have you brushing up on your penal code!”

Watch Scene

 

 

 

lovelace#6 Amanda Seyfried – Lovelace

What Mr. Skin Says: “Amanda Seyfried has never been shy about showing off her amazing all-natural body, but her role as the titular ungaggable gal in Lovelace brought her to great new heights of nudity. Is this Tinseltown or Tonsiltown?!”

Watch Scene

 

 

 

 

 

 

thecanyons

#5 Lindsay Lohan – The Canyons

What Mr. Skin Says: “The skinfamous firecrotch took a risky role in this dark thriller, and it paid off big time! We got to see Lindsay’s rolling Hollywood Hills repeatedly, including a kinky fourway sex scene. Your gland will feel grand in these canyons!”

Watch Scene

#4 Emily Ratajkowski, Elle Evans, Jessi M’Bengue – Blurred Lines

What Mr. Skin Says: “With over 200 millions views on YouTube alone, Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines Video is the ultimate chart topper and pants popper. With three smoking hot models going topless as the video vixens- including big-breasted breakout Emily Ratajkowski- this video had the formula for free media attention down pat. Speaking of patting things down…”

banshee

#3 Ivana Milicevic – Banshee

What Mr. Skin Says: “Not only is it top model Ivana Milicevic’s nude debut, her lucky co-star has his face jammed so far between her legs he must be getting an extra-rare furburger dinner. Now that’s mouth-to-muff re-sex-utation!”

Watch Scene

 

 

 

 

trance#2 Rosario Dawson – Trance

What Mr. Skin Says: “Full frontal from an A-list star is rare, but rarer still is the celeb that will give a close-up shot with no hair covering her lower lippage. Rosario’s bare beav and jamambo jugs in Trance left us swell-bound!”

Watch Scene

 

 

 

 

blueisthewarmestcolor

#1 Léa Seydoux, Adèle Exarchopoulos – Blue is the Warmest Colour

What Mr. Skin Says: “This lesbian drama received an NC-17 rating for 12-minutes of its foxy French stars Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos bumping funbaguettes and going le muff diving. The sweaty sessions of explicit Sapphic sex have Mr. Skin calling it “The Best Lesbian Scene of All Time!” It’s not just award-caliber nudity, this girl-on-girl romance cinched the coveted Palm d’Or at Cannes. And you’ll be doing some palming of your own!”

Watch Scene **Warning – Very NSFW**

Leave a Reply